For some reason, unknown to me, I get about five emails a day from Trump asking for money, and, so far, I’ve only gotten one email from Battlin’ Joe Biden. Just one email, not just one email asking for money, just one email (although that was asking for money). I thought I’m on every Democratic email list in existence, I get emails from Dr. Arati Kreibich – whom, I’m told, is a progressive Councilwoman running for New Jersey’s 5th Congressional District – I get several emails a day from AOC and Rashida Talib, I get emails from Kara Eastman, candidate for Congress in Nebraska’s 2nd District, I even get emails from Steve Bullock. Hell, I get a couple of emails a day from Nancy Pelosi, but, somehow, I don’t seem to be on Joe’s list.

However, comparing that one email of Joe’s to Trump’s emails is kinda interesting .

From Joe: Hi Steve, The Democratic Primary is at a boiling point. We can take on Donald Trump, unite the country, and win the White House, but I urgently need your help.
Can you rush a donation to my Democratic campaign and Brady PAC today?
Chip in $5 right away >>
Trump and the NRA are tearing our country apart. Every day, 100 people die from gun violence in America. And in the face of constant bloodshed, Trump bows down to the NRA. That’s why I’m so proud to stand with Brady PAC in the fight to end gun violence. We can really beat Trump and end the NRA and gun industry’s stranglehold on Washington. But the NRA is DESPERATE. They’ll spend millions to save Trump. So I need you to dig deep and support Brady PAC and my campaign.
Can you spare $5, $25, or more? Click to donate >>

Now three from the Trump campaign: Steve, I just got off the phone with President Trump. I don’t email you often, so you know this is critical. The President specifically asked me to check in with you because the April End-of-Month Deadline is coming up and we are pacing a little behind our $5,000,000 Goal. It’s going to be Trump vs. Biden on the ballot in November, and we need to make sure every Patriot is stepping up and doing their part to secure FOUR MORE YEARS. President Trump is counting on you to help us CRUSH our goal, and he’s asked me to let him know the moment that you make your contribution. Your support is so important that he’s even agreed to extend your TRIPLE-MATCH offer until 11:59 PM TONIGHT.
Please contribute ANY AMOUNT before 11:59 PM TONIGHT to help us CRUSH our End-of-Month Goal and your gift will be TRIPLE-MATCHED.

CROOKED HILLARY ENDORSES SLEEPY JOE
Did you hear the news Steve? Sleepy Joe Biden just racked up some new endorsements for President of the United States.
First (and shortest), Mini Mike Bloomberg endorsed Biden.
Next, Crazy Bernie was forced to drop out and endorse Biden.
Then, Cheatin’ Obama (after waiting 355 days) endorsed his former VP, Biden.
After that, Nervous Nancy endorsed Biden.
And just yesterday, Crooked Hillary endorsed Biden.
The Liberals are uniting behind their pathetic candidate to try and take me down, and more importantly, to take YOU down.
We have a crucial goal coming up TOMORROW, and now that Sleepy Joe has FIVE key Democrat endorsements, I’m going to do something I’ve never done before…
For the NEXT HOUR, all contributions made to our critical $5,000,000 End-of-Month Goal will be not 3, not 4, but 5X-MATCHED!

Steve, We just pulled your April End-of-Month Deadline Donor File:
Supporter: Steve Stern
End-of-Month Gift: MISSING.
We wanted to reach out because we just got off a call with President Trump to review the most recent list of Patriots who contributed to our critical $5,000,000 April End-of-Month Goal, and he noticed your name was STILL MISSING.
There’s only one more day left to contribute to our End-of-Month Goal, and President Trump is counting on his BEST supporters, like YOU, to step up.
This deadline is too important to sit on the sidelines, so the President has activated a special TRIPLE-MATCH on all donations to help us CRUSH our $5,000,000 goal.
Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to help us CRUSH our April End-of-Month Goal and your gift will be TRIPLE-MATCHED. >>
 

For a palate cleanser, here is an email from AOC – sigh – who is being challenged at the primary level:

Steve, I said this from the start: when you speak truth to power, power fights back.
Did you know that a corporate dark money group is bankrolling one of our opponents? They’re misleadingly named U.S. Chamber of Commerce, and they’re focused on propping up conservative, right-wing candidates. They’re coming for me because I call out corrupt Wall Street bailout schemes. So Steve, if you can afford it, I’m asking you to help show that our fight for working families – and against corruption – is here to stay. Make a contribution to our re-election campaign right now.
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