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Afghanistan & White Lotus

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If you compare the capacity to make agreements of colleagues and partners, then the Taliban have long seemed to me far more capable than the Kabul puppet government, The Russian Director of the Second Department of Asia of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Zamir Kabulov, on state TV.  

This has been a disturbing week, with the grey skies only hinting at the fires burning out of control in the background, and, in the foreground, all week, the Delta variant and the tragic collapse of Afghanistan. I haven’t seen videos of the collapse, I’ve only seen stills of the traumatized crowds, but the fear and desperation come through. These are people who trusted us and believed us, believed in us, and many, got rich off of us. Now these people’s lives are in danger, at least that’s what we’re constantly told, and surely, some of their lives are in danger, although probably not all. Still, all of these desperate people will not continue to live the life they have become accustomed to, probably not even a decent life, if they stay in Afghanistan.

By the State Department and the Pentagon’s estimate, there are somewhere around 10,000 to 15,000 Americans living and working in Afghanistan. I find that shocking, in two different ways. One, that is a lot of people and what are they all doing? And, two, we really have no idea how many Americans are working and living in Afghanistan? It turns out that Americans going to Afghanistan are encouraged but not required to check in with the embassy. Operation Get the Hell of Afghanistan started out as a debacle but all involved seem to be on a pretty steep learning curve and it seems many if not most of the people who want out will be able to actually get out. Apparently, the US and the Taliban have made a deal and the Taliban agreed not to shoot at people trying to get out (although, at some point, they’ll realize that the people leaving are the people who run the city and they might change their mind).

For the week before this one, as Kabuk fell, we made the mistake of spending our ample spare time watching White Lotus on HBO and The War Machine with Brad Pitt channeling General Stanley McChrystal futilely trying to nation-build in Afghanistan during the Obama years. I knew The War Machine would be painful and, I guess, I wanted to wallow in my righteous anger but White Lotus was a shock. Very roughly, it is an Upstairs Downstairs sort of movie that takes place at a high-end resort in Hawaii but, watching it as Kabul fell, it seemed like a thinly veiled allegory of Afghanistan. At the end, all I could think about was those poor, poor, people dealing with us rich, pampered, White people.

It got me thinking; Have we Europeans ever colonized – or, if you prefer, Gone in to help. – a country and actually improved it? Sure, I know we brought in technology and medicine which improved the lives of billions of people. But we didn’t have to conquer the country to do that. Nobody ever conquered and colonized China and they seem to be doing fine. We are so sure that our way is the right way; no, not the right way, the only right way that we are blind to the damage we have done, are doing.

Cité de l’Automobile, Musée Nationale, Collection Schlumpf

I want to tell a story but I don’t know where to put it in context, so I’ll start with the story as an aside. There are a lot of different species of beetles in the world, more than any other species, by far. There are probably more than 400,000 species of beetles, compared to only about 9,000 species of birds. This story is attributed to various people but, in Quote Investigator, they attribute it to British biologist, J.B.S. Haldane: who found himself in the company of a group of theologians. On being asked what one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation, Haldane is said to have answered, ‘God has an inordinate fondness for beetles.’” End aside. 

Stephen Jay Gould wrote that there are two basic kinds of museums in the world, the old-fashioned museum that is a collection of stuff and the new kind of museum that has much less stuff but much more explanation. As I remember, he used the example of a Natural History Museum in Pennsylvania that had replaced a display of thousands of beetles, all found within a 60-mile radius of the museum, with a couple of the more impressive beetles and a large plastic model of a beetle showing how the hard covering over the wings works. The original museum implied the incredible variety of beetles while the new museum had a note that said there were more species of beetles than members of any other group in the animal kingdom. 

The Mercedes Museum in Stuttgart is a great example of the new museum and almost every museum in France is an example of the old-fashioned museum. The Eauze Musée Archéologique Le Trésor d’Eauze, in Southwestern France – shown in the top picture – which has hundreds, maybe thousands, of Roman coins lined up on shelves with almost no explanation, is a good example. Of course, the Louvre is another example; and the Cité de l’Automobile, Collection Schlumpf, Musée Nationale in Mulhouse, France, is still another..in this case an example on steroids.  

The name says it all – and, I hope, the picture above does also. This is a city of automobiles, the biggest collection of cars in the world (mostly French cars, and, really, mostly Buggatis and racing cars). Now the collection is a French National Museum although it is run by Culturespaces, who says they are the leading private cultural operator in the management of monuments, museums, art centres, temporary exhibitions, and immersive digital exhibitions. The whole experience is very French starting with a new bridge and entry to the museum which is still housed in an old warehouse and then entering the actual inner sanctum itself through a red curtain. 

The Collection itself was started by two brothers Hans and Fritz Schlumpf who were Swiss citizens but lived in the French city of Mulhouse. In the mid-1930s, they invested in a wool spinning mill, eventually took it over, and, over the next 40 years, they bought out most of the rival mills in the area becoming very rich in the process. Both brothers,  but Fritz especially, were collectors. Fritz started with stamps, then tin soldiers, and finally, cars.

There collecting started slowly, in the 50s when a lot of people were selling their old 30s cars during the post-war boom, and then picked up steam in the summer of 1960 with the purchase of 40 cars including ten Bugattis, three Rolls-Royces, two Hispano-Suizas, and one Tatra. 


During the next 15 years, Fritz bought everything he could get his hands on and, as word of the collection grew among  car people, he was able to buy some usually unavailable cars, most of the French Gordini racing cars in existence, several retired Ferrari racing cars from the factory, a couple of race cars from Mercedes, and several Lotuses from the private collection of racing driver Jo Siffert. At one point, Fritz sent a letter to every member of the Buggati Registry offering to buy their cars, in any shape. 

By the mid-60s, the collection had grown quite big and the brothers housed it in a former mill that also housed a large restoration facility and, more or less, kept it out of sight. Even though the Schlumpf mills were losing market share, mostly to plants in Asia, they continued to buy cars many of them financed by selling defunct plants and equipment. By 1976, the changing world caught up with the Schlumpf brothers and they started laying off workers. In March of 1977, after several strikes, the workers broke into the factory only to be surprised by a huge collection of cars. Everything went downhill fast from there ending with the brothers fleeing to Switzerland and the French government impounding the cars for back taxes. Since then, the collection has gone through a series of quasi-private owners ending with Culturespaces which enlarged the collection with the addition of cars from the French National Collection.  

As we got to the end of this huge warehouse, filled with cars, we began to think it was not as huge as we first thought because the entire end wall was a mirror. Except that, behind the mirror, was another room filled with race cars.

I have always thought that, if I had to come down on one side or the other of the old new/museum world, I would come down on the old museum side. Now I am not sure, Michele and I were getting pretty burned out on cars by now, and we had skipped whole rows. Now, at last, we had pretty much come to the end…

except there was a whole nother warehouse filled with luxury cars. This is like the Louvre of car collections and like the Louvre, it goes on forever. The last space, for a reason unknown to me, is much darker than the main room or the racecar room, and walking into it is slightly disorienting. 

We cruised through the last room, only stopping briefly to look at cars that deserved much more attention including TWO Bugatti Royales. One of which is the Coupé Napoléon, one of Ettore Bugatti’s personal cars (one of 18 bought from the family in 1963).   

When we spent the afternoon at the Mercedes Museum, I felt we had pretty much seen it. Would I go back, if I were in the area? definitely but, if I never go back, that’s fine. The Cité de l’Automobile, however, is different. I felt like we just scratched the surface and we were, if not exhausted, pretty tired. It seems to me that the difference between the”old” museum and the “new” museum is who is being serviced (OK, I know this word doesn’t really work, but entertained doesn’t work either, maybe nourished). New museums are trying to teach their visitors, the assumption is that the visitor doesn’t know much about the subject, while old-style museums are more elitist, they assume that the visitor already knows about the subject and they present the material in a way that deepens the visitor’s understanding. That may or may not be true for us after visiting the Cité de l’Automobile, but one thing I now know for sure; The Schlumpf brothers had an inordinate fondness for cars. 

The Winternationals continued

“This is not my demographic…but I’m having a great time.” Malcolm Pearson

Before I talk about actually going to the Winternationals, let me get a couple of obvious and far from obvious facts out of the way;

  • We are deep in Trump country, while we see only one Trump flag – that over a Thin Blueline Flag – there are way more American flags than we would see at, say, the Coachella Music Festival or a vintage race at Laguna Seca. It is the kind of race in which the Army is a major car sponsor. However, it is also in Los Angeles County, the very same Los Angeles County that went for Hillary in a big way at over 72%. The mix results in a crowd that is overwhelmingly white but not exclusionary, everybody is here to have a good time and it is infectious.
  • The NHRA has over 200 classes and many of them are running today but the big hitters are the Top Fuel Dragsters, Top Fuel Funny Cars, and ProStock (which almost look like real cars).
  • Drag racing is not as simple as it looks. Drag racing may have started as a short race between stoplights in Dad’s car, but it didn’t take long for the loser to make his or her car faster. That led us down a slippery slope that has resulted in Top Fuel Dragsters that…well, let me quote the National Hot Rod Association: the fastest-accelerating machines in the world, 10,000-horsepower {no, that is not a typo, ten thousand horsepower and it is probably higher now}…They are capable of covering the dragstrip {one thousand feet long} in less than 3.7 seconds at more than 330 mph. Top Fuel dragsters burn up to 15 gallons of nitromethane fuel during a single run. That 15 gallons of fuel has to be pumped into the intake airstream in 3.7 seconds, so fuel pump technology is a big deal in drag racing. Two other interesting factoids are 1) that the huge tires in the rear expand as they reach higher revolutions; they go from 36″ in diameter to 44″ at the end of their run when the car is going more than 330 miles per hour and 2) these cars don’t have a transmission, the engine is bolted directly to the differencial and it only rotates about 870 times during the 3.7 second run (compared to about 24 thousand times when I take my Hyundai on a twelve minute drive to the grocery store). 
  •  So that brings up the question, is this really a sport? does it really take skill? and the answer is Yes…Hell yes! These engines are so powerful that the driver can make the wheels spin any time by flooring the gas – throttle actually, I guess, since these cars run on nitromethane – so the run has to made at partial throttle, balancing on the edge of adhesion, adhesion that is constantly changing as the car gains speed, until the very end when they can floor it. With too much throttle, the driver spins the tires and the driver is an also-ran, and with too little throttle, the driver is an also-ran; it takes incredible finesse and feel for what is happening. In Top Fuel or Funny Car, this finesse takes place while wearing five layers of Nomex racing suits, a helmet, and a gas mask because the nitromethane environment is so toxic. 
  • Top Fuel Dragsters are violent machines and very dangerous. The day before we were there, probably the greatest driver in drag history, John Force, made a mistake that blew up his car – he ran the next day – and the day after we were there, Courtney Force, John Force’s daughter had a brutal accident that sent her to the hospital for observation.
  • This is a sport in which man and women play in the same pool, and women do well. 82 different women have won over two hundred and fifty major races. Four times, women have won the Top Fuel National Championship, Shirley Muldowney three times – incidentally, there is a very good movie about Muldowney, here is a clip, that, I think, is still relevant and inspirational – and Courtney Force last year. The day Malcolm and I were there, two women were running in the Top Fuel Finals.

Malcolm’s and my plan was to have a leisurely breakfast, go to the races, have a late lunch, and then drive home for about seven hours. The day before, when we had been inside at the museum, the temperature had been in the mid-eighties but our day at the race track was forecast for overcast with the temperature in the high fifties, low sixties. When we got to the racetrack, mid-morning, it felt even colder. Once we got inside gate, we ran into what seemed to be an impromptu old Hot Rod and Dragster Show. 

The place was chock a block with delicacies like this AA Fuel Altered Roadster of some sort. 

Classic deuce
This seems to me to be the classic Hot Rod and what I love about it, besides that it has a supercharged engine that is crazy overkill, is the contrast between the engine and the wheels. Everything possible in and around the engine is chromed, including the firewall, and the wheels are painted steel. I love the little pinstriping detail by the door handle and just the spot of pinstriping on top of the radiator.

Dragster & Funny Car
A mid-60s dragster and an early Funny Car, so called because, well, just look at it.

We wanted to see the Top Fuel and Funny Car Qualifications so we hurried by the pits where the brutes were being prepared. The change in weather also changed the humidity, which for dragster mechanics, is a big deal. A change in humidity changes the air density and that affects the fuel/air ratio, so the mechanics were all busy adjusting to what they hoped would result in optimum performance. In about 1/4 of the cases, it didn’t work. 

Our seats were about 70 feet down the track from the starting line I know because we were just past the 60-foot marker – and the Top Fuel Dragsters were going over a hundred miles an hour by the time they passed us. In the picture below, I was panning the car – moving the camera with the car – and the background was already blurred. To quote Malcolm, watching and feeling the cars take off was “a full chakra experience”. I could feel the sound as deep, throbbing, vibrations that rattled the stands, vibrated up my legs to my groin and traveled up my body. I had a panicky moment when I thought it might damage my heart. Then it’s over.     

It is the loudest noise I’ve ever heard. A Formula One car puts out about 800 horsepower and that’s loud, but this is over 10,000 horsepower. With earplugs in and my hands covering them, it is still painfully loud and it seems as if I can feel each cylinder explode. It is literally earthshakingly loud; for 3.7 seconds. 

We watch about ten pairs of Top Fuel cars and ten pairs of Funny Cars qualify, wander back through the pits and then the arcade where Malcolm buys a pair of pink souvenir Britney Force socks for Emma. Then we get a hot dog and fries at Pinks – probably the best hot dog I’ve ever had, BTW –  

and drive home, talking about drag racing and politics. 

 

 

 

The Winternationals

Last weekend – well, when I started this it was last weekend, now it’s two weekends after last weekend – Malcolm Pearson and I went to the Winternationals. I am sure that there are lots of sports – and I want to get to that – that have a Winternationals, but, in the car universe, there is only one Winternationals, the racing weekend that starts the Drag Racing Season. It is always in Pomona, Southern California, and is always the second weekend of February. I am not a drag racing fan and neither is Malcolm but this is where drag racing started, it is where hot rodding itself started, and this was more of a pilgrimage than a trip to see a race.

Because this was a pilgrimage to an unexplored country, at least to us – although I had been to several legal and official drag races in the 50s and even ran in one with a ’48 International flatbed truck – Malcolm and I wanted it to include some background to help us understand what we were pilgrimaging to. In this case, our homework is going to the Wally Parks NHRA Motorsports Museum which is, unironically, “dedicated to safety” (sort of like a Rock and Roll Museum dedicated to ear health).

 

Ever since the second car, people have been trying to make them go faster. In the entry to the museum is a 1932 Ford three-window coupe, the kind of car a young doctor might take on house calls, facing that transportation device is the same car, now without fenders and a bigger engine, being transformed into a Deuce, the classic hotrod. 

At first, I guess, hot rods were just cars that could go faster, however, by the fifties – when I first started driving – the Hot Rod had become a separate, identifiable,  genera, divided into three basic species, Hot Rods people drove on the street, Hot Rods modified for top speed, and Hot Rods modified for maximum acceleration. The most visible species are cars designed to drive on the streets. These Street Rods, it should be noted, however, are not meant to be road racers, they are meant to be cars that look good, within strict parameters, and can be driven on the road (the road racing hotrods, like Troutman & Barn’s Scarab or Max Balchowsky’s Old Yeller, are, for some unfathomable reason, not considered Hot Rods). It turned out, to my surprise, that Street Rods, my favorite, are in short supply at the Wally Parks, but a couple of very classic Hot Rods were hidden in a corner.

There was also a Custom ’49/’50 Mercury on display and I was reminded of how disdainful I was of “Lead Sleds” like this when I had a real Street Rod, a five-window Deuce (even though it was really a 1932 Plymouth with a Ford Flathead engine).

After saying that road racers are not Hot Rods, I want to show the exception, a recreation of the original Hot Rod Lincoln built by Bill Stroppe to race in the La Carrera Panamericana in the early 50s. 

While the Stroppe brothers were building Hot Rod Lincolns, other hot rodders wanted to see how flat-out fast they could go. With the fortuitous combination of a large number of engineers and mechanics that had worked in the aircraft industry during the war and dry lakes, Southern California soon became a hotbed of very sophisticated, if somewhat obscure, hot rods that became known as Lakesters or Streamliners. The car on the right had a top speed of 178 mph with a flathead Lincoln engine producing about 120 hp in 1952! The car in the middle went 307.977  with a supercharged four-cylinder Chevrolet engine.   

We had come here for drag racing and that meant drag racing cars. The National Hot Rod Association – hereinafter called the NHRA – was founded in 1951 by Wally Parks, in Southern California, but it took years for it to spread. We did not get an official drag race strip in Northern California until I was 17, in 1957. Before that, we raced on the streets and one of the favorite streets was a usually deserted section of Cañada Road near the Pulgas Water Temple. Occasionally, some out of towner would show up with a ridiculously fast car which always made me wonder how an out of towner would know about us but the police never caught on. One Friday night, a friend’s mother showed up and was shocked at what was, obviously, risky behavior. Even more shockingly, her reaction was to write an editorial in The San Mateo Times campaigning for a legal drag strip. And even more shocking than that was that we got one, at the Half Moon Bay Airport. The tradition of ridiculously fast cars showing up to challenge the locals continued and the car above is one of them, Called Swindler A, with a blown Crysler Hemi, stuffed into a 1941 Willys, cars like this toured around challenging the locals. These cars still burned gas but they were well on their way to becoming specialized dragsters.  

A couple of early dragsters. The purple car in the background, BTW, is the Glass Slipper and I saw it turn a 166 miles per hour at Vacaville Raceway, in 1959 or 1960. I was going to write about the Winternationals in one post but there is too much here so I will do this in two parts.

Originally, this was going to be a single post but it is running longer than I thought so I will show the actual races in the next post. 

We have a new transportation appliance

IMG_9075It is a Hyundai Tucson and it is a dreaded SUV. it is also one of the very few cars that I’ve owned in which my relationship is passionless. Actually, when I think about it, this Hyundai is the first vehicle l have ever bought from my left brain. We ended up with the Tucson for three reasons, it is one of the few small SUVs that has a differential lock so it should be at least sort of off road capable, we rented a Hyundai on a drive to Albuquerque and it was surprisingly quiet and comfortable, and most importantly, it comes with free service for 75,000 miles – including a brake job and the 60,000 major service – and Hyundai has a 10 year 100,000 miles warranty.

My justification for buying such a practical car – if soulless, using the term very broadly – is that buying this vehicle will be like an arranged marriage in which the bride and groom learn to love each other after the marriage.  And I think it may already be happening. Yesterday, we were driving over a narrow road that had the right shoulder covered in packed snow, I stopped with the two right wheels on the snow and the two left wheels on dry pavement and floored it. The Tucson drove away quicker than I expected with no wheel spin, channeling all the power to the wheels on dry road. That is sort of astounding and it is all done electronically.

Hyundai has taken on the same philosophy as Samsung, trying to get a jump on the competition by betting the house on an emerging technology. Samsung was making cheap TVs, limping along in the world of Cathode Ray Tubes that everybody knew how to make cheaply. They got out of the CRT business and took a flier on the, then, very esoteric and expensive flat screen technology. Now they are the leading manufacturer of flat screen TVs and monitors. With Hyundai, it is the world of auto-related electronics. The car – and I’m using car in the most general sense – drives OK, but it is not outstanding; this is not a car I would take out to drive the Pacific Coast Highway for fun, but it is quiet, comfortable, and fast enough. What is outstanding are the peripherical electronics like door handles that light up when we get close to the car or a tailgate that opens automatically when we stand next to the back of the locked car. I think that it is the electronics that also control the traction.

As an aside, I was reading a couple of days ago, that smartPhones take such good pictures, not because of the lenses, but because the software is getting so good at interpreting the raw data (much like our brain interpreting raw data from the eyes). The reason the software is so effective is because the cost of development can be written off against the sale of a huge number of smartPhones. High-end digital cameras never sell at the same rate resulting in the software, used to fine tune the picture, being much cruder. We are  nearing the time when smartPhones will take better pictures than profesional grade SLRs. End aside.

Ending here seems slightly incomplete but there is not any more to say. In the meanwhile, we are planning our first big  trip…to Big Bend National Park in Texas. Hopefully, the Tucson will work perfectly.