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A Story I Saw and Didn’t Believe

Of key importance, private lands are subject to taxation. Now consider the state of Nevada. It is a public land state. According to the Legislative Counsel Bureau, 85.9 percent of Nevada is owned and controlled by various federal entities. State Bar of Nevada.

Today, Nevada contains forty-eight million acres of public land, amounting to 63 percent of the state, managed by the Bureau of Land Management (BLM). From the BLM Website

Nevada is big and mostly, empty. Well, quasi-empty anyway. A lot of it is closed airspace where the Top Gun guys and their Air Force equivalents can play. Those are No Fly Zones, and private planes are not allowed. In some of those spaces, other things are hidden by the No Fly Zones and Nevada’s vastness. They are not on most maps, and the government sort of pretends they are not there. I once flew over one of those non-sites.

 When I first discovered Utah as a backpacking wonderland, I was doing a lot of backpacking with a guy who had a plane. We started flying to Utah for long weekend trips. The plane was a Mooney, which was sort of a sports car of aircraft, a little like the airplane equivalent of a Lotus; very light, cramped, noisy, and fast. We could get to Escalante, a more than 600-mile trip, in around four hours. We would start at Sealevel, fly across the Great Central Valley, slowly climbing to 16,000 feet, to safely go over the Sierras, and then coast downhill across Nevada to a landing at 5 828 feet at the Escalante Airport in Utah.

I usually ended up doing most of the grunt work of flying over Nevada. It was an easy flight, and I loved it, but most people got drowsy at 16,000 feet and slept off and on during the trip across Nevada. On this particular flight, we had crossed the Sierras just north of Bishop and headed east on a compass heading determined by the highest mountain we could barely see on the horizon, which we thought was probably Mt. Dutton in Utah at a little over 10,000 feet.

It was a relaxing flight, when, in the distance, through the haze, I could see some strange shapes which morphed into a small airport as we got closer. We were flying around 12,000 feet, and the ground level below us was about 5,000 to 6,000 feet, so we were about 6,000 to 7,000 above the ground. I woke up the plane owner, and just as he was stretching across me to see the airport below us on our right, two planes took off and disappeared under our plane. In what was way less than 30 seconds, one plane showed up right next to us. I think – I was in shock and focused on the pilot, so think was as close as I can get – the plane was a Navy F-14 Tomcat, and we were close enough for me to see the pilot was wearing sunglasses and his visor was up. He didn’t look pleased.

We were flying east, and the jet pilot looked at me and pointed north. The plane owner stopped trying to find the right radio frequency to make contact and made a hard left to due north. We got the hell out of there, and the Tomcat rolled to his right and disappeared. The whole encounter couldn’t have taken as long as a minute except for the worrying that they would pull the pilot’s license of our pilot, which went on for a couple of weeks. (The FAA didn’t pull his license, but they did send him a letter saying not to do that again.)

Over the years, I’ve begun to think that I had probably shrunk the time frame of the whole incident and that it had taken much longer. However, now that I am reading about F-16s, because some will soon be sent to Ukraine, I’m going back to the whole thing that took less than a minute theory. An F-16 Viper is fast and can climb at a rate of 50,000 per minute. The F-14 Tomcat is slower at only 30,000 per minute, which translates into the Tomcat getting up to us in around 15 seconds plus takeoff.

And that’s it, that’s my shaggy dog story1, I’m still looking for a payoff and I don’t have one except, maybe, Don’t trust your memory; it only tells you what you want to hear.

  1. In its original sense, a shaggy dog story or yarn is an extremely long-winded anecdote characterized by extensive narration of typically irrelevant incidents and terminated by an anticlimax. Wikipedia.

 

Antibodies

Breaking news: Jury in civil trial finds that Trump sexually abused and defamed E. Jean Carroll, awards $5 million in damages. https://wapo.st/42m6sFC Tweet from The Washington Post @washingtonpost Democracy Dies in Darkness Washington, DC.

Looking at it in the most simplistic way, the Body Politic is similar to any other body. It wants to protect itself. Essentially, bodies defend themselves by releasing antibodies. In the case of The United States Government, the antibodies have been The Courts, and that seems to be what is happening now.

Former President Donald Trump has been convicted for battery and defamation of Jean Carroll. As an aside, convicted is the wrong word, as this was a civil trial, better wording is that Jean Carroll won a judgment against Donald Trump for five million dollars. End aside. Congressperson George Santos has been charged with Fraud, Money Laundering, Theft of Public Funds, and False Statements. Over 1,000 people have been indicted for various offenses in relation to the January 6th insurrection. So far, out of that 1,000, 351 people have been to court and had their cases heard, and 192 people have been sent to jail.

It seems that the antibodies are kicking in and the country feels a little safer for it.

A Comment

I read a short article about our Senator, Dianne Feinstein, recently. It was about how Feinstein is hanging on to her Senate seat even though she is 89, and it was not very complimentary. Feinstein just got out of the hospital after spending the last two months incapacitated because of shingles. That is sad.

I last saw Feinstein on TV on January 4, 2019, and it was back-to-back with AOC’s arrival in Washington. There were a group of Children – organized by the Sunrise Movement – picketing House Minority Leader, soon to become the first woman Majority Leader, Nancy Pelosi’s office and newly minted Congressperson Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, soon to be almost universally known as AOC, had joined the picket line. The contrast with Feinstein was striking; the picketers were in front of Feinstein’s office when she returned from somewhere, and she had no idea what the Green New Deal or the Sunrise Movement was. After a minute or two of explanation, Feinstein said something like, “You are all children; you’re too young to vote. Why should I care.” she waded through the crowd and entered her office.

Even if I were a pro-destroying the Earth guy, I would still have disapproved. The optics were terrible. Feinstein seemed to have no idea what was happening, and it never occurred to her that the smartphones pointed at her were filming everything. Children coming to the Capitol to see how government works being blown off still shocks me. It’s sad, especially when I reflect on all the good things Dianne Feinstein did for the environment. I’m sorry for her, and I am sorry for the environment. I’m greatly bothered by the number of Democrats who want to die in office, shutting out the next generation rather than seeing them as the asset we desperately need.

Rando Thoughts

I saw a picture recently of three American generals that became presidents; General George Washington, General Ulysses S. Grant, and General Dwight D. Eisenhower. The time between Washington and Grant is about 70 years, give or take a couple, and the time between Grant and Eisenhower is about 80 years. Yet, Washington and Grant’s uniforms look radically different, and Grant and Eisenhower don’t. I think that this is a result of the invention of photography.

Photography freezes the moment, and in terms of men’s clothing, it sort of made men’s dress clothing officially a suit. There are no photographs of Washington and the average person did not have a good idea of what he looked like, so, in a way, when a man wanted to look powerful, he had to improvise. Photography was invented in 1838, but pictures were only available to the average person once they appeared in newspapers in the late 1880s. That froze the look of men’s clothing.

Conversely, deep into the television-driven era, women’s looks on television are becoming even more sexually charged, changing how women look as they go to the mall. Watching the Academy Awards, it is hard to miss that most women wore dresses with décolletages that plunged to their navel. The Academy Awards are a controlled environment but I am now starting to see this look – which seems so contrary to the concerns over the objectivation of women – in uncontrolled environments like in the stands at the NBA Playoffs or the Miami Grand Prix.

Speaking of the NBA and the Miami Grand Prix, over the last sixteen years that we have followed Lewis Hamilton, his look and demeanor has shifted from a White man with dark skin to a proudly Black man. The same thing is happening in the NBA, with players who used to have short hair now sporting dreadlocks. I like change but watching black culture change away from my previously dominant, culture is fascinating but uncomfortable to watch. I can actually physically feel the discomfort on the back of my neck. It is not a discomfort I want to have, but it is there, a reflexive bristling.

The problem is that I want all of us to be treated equally; while not necessarily equal in outcome, equal in treatment and opportunity, and I want my culture to be the dominant culture. These are not compatible desires (duh). They are not compatible in me, in anybody really, or in the broader culture (duh, again).

I want to make a quick brag; about nine months ago, when the US said they were not going to send Patriot SAMs – surface-to-air missiles – to Ukraine because, among other reasons, it would be too provocative and it would take too long to train the Ukrainians because the system is so complicated, I said that we would be sending Patriot to Ukraine in less than a year. Yesterday, Ukraine said they used a newly fielded U.S. Patriot missile to shoot down a Russian hypersonic missile.

And, lastly, a confession: when President Reagan started touting The Strategic Defense Initiative – derisively called the Star Wars Program – which eventually became Patriot, I thought it was a waste of money and would never work. That’s what all my news sources said, and I bought in. I was wrong. They were wrong.